I met Sam at Menards this morning to look at carpet (yeah...I might be getting new carpet!!) and we were also picking up a few presents. Sam started talking to a shopper that he knows and then he turned and looked at me and said....some of you know where this is going....
"IS THIS YOUR MOM?"
Let's just say I did not react well to this. First of all I "corrected" the gentleman and then I hightailed it to the next aisle where I immediately broke down crying. (Crying in Menards, where your husband is the manager, also not a pleasant experience....for anyone!). But you know us Grandmas and mothers of 41 year old men...we are so emotional...probably menopause or something!!
Sam's job tonight...returning all of the presents he bought me. I will be taking the money and immediately booking my appointment for botox or a chemical peel or something....anything that will help. Obviously I need it!!
Sam was also not happy to have me referred to as his mom. His mother is a very lovely person but it is still kind of creepy to have your wife called mommy!!