Things I have learned about P..........
10. The average output for an adult every day should be 1.5 liters.
9. According to my urologist, everyone should drink an 8 ounce glass of water before they go to bed and as soon as they wake up and everyone should have to get up at least once a night to use the restroom (for good kidney health).
8. According to Survivorman, if you are ever stranded in the Kalahari dessert, you can build yourself a urine still and drink the condensation that forms.
7. Dog P is very yellow!!
6. Fire hydrant is to dog what toilet is to 3 year old boy. They both pee all over it.
5. Dog P has a very strange texture.
4. For urine on carpet, spray area thoroughly and allow to set for 5 minutes. Blot area with a clean cloth. Repeat as necessary.
3. If your son p's on the carpet or the bathroom floor chances are your new dog will do the same in the very same spot.2. According to Bear Grylls, if you are in the Australian Outback and you are very dehydrated you may drink your own urine. However you must do it within the hour or then it becomes unsanitary and gross.
And now....Drumroll please.......
1. If you get a new dog and he is p'ing on the carpet, the alpha male of the house may want to P on the dog to show his dominance. Did Sam do this???? See the evidence.